:: QUOTES ::
Compiled by Leia

Daphne: Those creatures are taking over the world... that's so mean.

Daphne: [in Fred's body] Fred keeps touching me.

Daphne: I've got a major wedgie.

Daphne: Scooby. We're here to solve a mystery.

Daphne: I'm a black-belt now. I've transformed my body into a dangerous weapon.

Daphne: Wait. I know how to deal with this guy. Hey, you.
Velma: Yes that is masterful.

Daphne: I'm not helpless. I'm not helpless. I am helpless. I'm gonna die.

Velma: Oh please. You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note.
[Daphne snatches Velma's glasses off her face]
Velma: My glasses. Where's my glasses?
Daphne: Who's helpless now?

Daphne: Hey, I'm me again.
Velma: [in Fred's body] Yippee for you.

: Now, who's the damsel in distress?
Henchman: Me.
Daphne: Straight up.

Fred: I'm me!
Daphne: I'm back.
Shaggy: Like, me too.
Velma: Told you so.

[Shaggy pulls Daphne's protoplasm out of the vat]
Daphne: Put me back, Shaggy. I'll figure a way out myself.
Shaggy: Like how?
Daphne: I don't know. I'll - I'll use my tongue, or I'll swim out to the edge.
Shaggy: Sorry.
[releases Daphne's protoplasm]

Shaggy: We're gonna die!
Daphne: Think positive!
Shaggy: We're gonna die quickly!

Daphne: Freddy, are you okay? Wanna talk?
Fred: Talkin's for wimps.

Daphne: Guys, come on remember what I told you?
Shaggy: Never pick your nose in public.
Daphne: No, but that's... good too.
Scooby-Doo: Rimage ris everything.
Daphne: Yes, image is everything. Okay the whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face.
Shaggy: Huh?
Daphne: Guys, they're costumes.
Shaggy: She's right, Scoob, up close they look totally fake.

[after releasing herself and friends from the trap using make-up accessories]
Daphne: I enjoy being a girl.

Heather: It's my job to unmask those who pretend to be who they're not.
Daphne: Unmask those? You sound like...
Heather: Sound like who?
Daphne: The Evil-Masked Guy. But you knew that. Because just as you know I'm standing here you know that I know who you know you are, which is him who's a her which is you.
Heather: Oh. Now I see what you're doing for the gang. You're in charge of incoherent bubbling.
Evil Masked Figure: Mystery Incorporated, once again you have proven useless before my power. Because of you soon Coolsville will be mine
Heather: darn it! thanks alot, the scoop of the night gone. can't you do anything right

Daphne: Fred, do you think that I'm just a pretty face?
Fred: No. I mean... yes. I mean *not fat*. Definitely *not fat*. Is this sort of what you're looking for?
Daphne: Fat? Why did you even use that word?

Fred: I'm afraid. I'm a wimp, huh?
Daphne: That doesn't make you a wimp. Makes you human.

Daphne: [after thinking of a clever retort to some jeering kids] Hey! Shut up!

Daphne: They're cheering for us again.
Fred: I always thought that was the best thing in the world. I guess I found something a bit better.

Daphne: Everyone has flaws. You just have to make sure the other person doesn't see them.